Rope

The Rope is the rope holding up the chandelier that defeats the final boss Grinning Colossus.

Description
The Rope is a major in physics, and goes through rigorous physical training regularly. The Rope is more effective than the strongest glue, yet has the same weakness as the common zombie, that being Fire. The rope has been used by many people, all of whom could perform incredible things with it.

The Rope is made of millions of tiny Strings, each of which can bear the same weight as one of Chuck Norris' beard hairs. Some theorize that the Rope may indeed be made of them, but due to the Rope's weakness to fire, we know this not to be true.

History
The Rope is better the The Hero. it can burn, drop stuff, open doors, hang enemies, and more! It is the only way to defeat the final boss Grinning Colossus, as your axes do not work.

Similar to the Bullwhip of Indiana Jones, the Rope saves the Hero's life on a regular basis. It was a gift sent from the God of Twine to the Hero, as so that he may slay the Grinning Colossus. The Rope has had a long and troubled history, before the point he met the Hero at. At intervals, it helped a certian bullwhip-brandishing archaeologist, and also held the entire world together during a meteor storm.

The Hero and the Rope have had a hateful history of pain and despair. The Hero met the Rope one last time in the Chamber of the Grinning Colossus. Angered by the Rope's spiteful comments towards him, the Hero lunged forwards with his Fire, and thus made the rope let go of the ledge he was holding onto. As a result, the Chandelier fell, and killed the Colossus in a single mighty blow. The Hero then took the Rope's fame and glory. To this day, a bitter rivalry continues.

Trivia

 * The rope is infinite feet long.
 * The rope is a major in physics and engineering.
 * The rope MAY be made of Chuck Norris' beard hairs.
 * The cake is a lie. The rope is not.
 * The rope was once used to build the first airplane.
 * The Hero hates the Rope.

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