Frowning Colossus

Frowning Colossus is a bonus boss in Super Burn the Rope: Collector's Edition. He can be accessed and beaten with the following method:
 * 1) Put the game disc into a CD player and decode the backward sped-up message in Albanian.
 * 2) Type it into the seemingly useless keyboard on Level 8-and-1/3
 * 3) Backtrack to the start of the level and stay there for three hours, then exit within 5 minutes.
 * 4) Go back to the useless keyboard and type the message again, this time backwards
 * 5) If you've followed every step perfectly up to this point, one of the keys on the keyboard will become very slighly miscolored (one of the RGB values will fluctuate by 1) for a random amount of time, from one to five seconds.
 * 6) Stand in front of the idol of Grinning Colossus in the middle of the hallway with the Green Spitter enemies. Angle the camera so Indykirby is staring directly into it, then switch to third-person view.
 * 7) Hold, on your actual keyboard, the key that was miscolored on the in-game keyboard, for the same amount of time as the key on the in-game keyboard was miscolored plus or minus one tenth of a second. A photo of the Grinning Colossus with bloody sockets where his eyes would be will briefly appear at a random location on the screen. Take note of the exact x and y coordinates, in pixels, at which the top-left corner of the photo was located.
 * 8) Pause, and go to the settings menu. Set the sound volume to the x coordinate and the music volume to the y coordinate, then close and re-launch the game.
 * 9) Select and fight the Grinning Colossus in the Boss Rush area as you would normally, but get him to exactly 1 HP (easy with the normally useless Rubber Axes which deal 1 damage each). He will suddenly stop moving entirely, which may mean being frozen mid-animation, and make no attempt to attack Indykirby, but will always stare directly at him.
 * 10) Get Indy to face the Colossus in third-person as you did with the idol in Step 7.
 * 11) Exit the battle, then select and fight the Frowning Colossus, who is unlocked by default, as you would normally. Due to a glitch caused by following the previous steps involving several unintialized variables, his eye beams will always target an area slightly behind you. This makes him somewhat easier to beat. You can fight him without doing the glitch, but it might be more difficult.